Why did the US send troops to Afghanistan?
-- To get Osama bin Laden!
It's been 7 years. Where is he?
-- Uh ... I dunno ...
Why did the US send troops to Iraq?
-- Because Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction!
It's been 6 years. Where are they?
-- Uh ... I guess they weren't there ...
Why did the US send Obama to the White House?
-- They wanted change!
Okay. Where is it?
I hope we aren't asking these same questions in four years, folks ...